Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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