isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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