Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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