Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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