At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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