A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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