so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
