North Korea, Best Korea!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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