I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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