i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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