The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so that wasnt chicken after all
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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