I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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