my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We have started to decorate penises.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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