anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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