i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I love having hate sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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