so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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