? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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