i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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