Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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