You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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