They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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