grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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