i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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