The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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