WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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