Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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