It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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