I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the condom got lost in my hair
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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