you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Never underestimate the power of titties
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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