i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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