There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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