i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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