I heard we made out
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least š
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Some sorority went āDick or Treatingā at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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