is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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