that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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