Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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