I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize