There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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