Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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