Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
