I want to walk on stilts...naked
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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