Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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