But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i think my cat just said my name.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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