my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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