I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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