do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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