Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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