I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
nutella sex= disaster
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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