it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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