just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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