im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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