Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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