Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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