i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do plants get herpes?
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