Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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