there was a trapeze. enough said
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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