She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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